| Mik has been bugging me to weigh in on Newsweek's second round of the top 50 rabbis in America list and its brand new top 25 pulpit rabbis list. I could say much in praise of the people I respect who made it onto the list, question Newsweek's choice of a few questionable picks, or ask again why women are still not better represented. But it's all been said before. I'm fascinated, though, by Danya Ruttenberg's question on Jewschool --why is no one making lists of the top Episcopalian clergy? There are a few easy answers: 1) The Jews really do control the media. Or at least, we're disproportionately represented among writers and readers of national media. Also doctors, who are the only people I know who subscribe to Newsweek (for the waiting rooms, that is). 2) Because we're such a small community, we all have a better chance than your average Protestant would of knowing, being related to, or at least of having heard of someone on the list (OMG! My friend Betsy's cousin's rabbi made it!) 3) We're neurotic, high achieving, and never satisfied (fill in your favorite joke ending "well, one of our boys made it" here.) But I'd like to broaden the question a bit-- what is it with the American Jewish community and exclusive clubs? |
For a community that was long shut out of many areas of American life, we sure do know how to shut others out. I haven't counted, but I'd wager a bet that Jews have, per capita, more fellowships, awards, top fifty lists (Newsweek isn't the only one), invitation-only gatherings, etc. than any other ethnic community. I can't complain much, as I've been the beneficiary of a number of these. And, of course, like just about anyone else, I get a little thrill from seeing my name on a list, or being selected for an invitation-only group. But I'm also always a little embarrassed by the ridiculousness of it all, by the whispering (and shouting) about who's in and who's out and why, and by the ways in which certain awards/designations are sometimes seen as akin to the mark of God. Some have joked that the Jewish community's real continuity plan is to hire everyone--indeed the proliferation of Jewish organizations suggests that this might not be such a joke in the future. But I wonder whether the real plan is to give awards to all the Jews--after all, who would want to drop out of a community that has awarded him or her one of only fifteen Flunken Fellowships, or invited him or her to be part of the exclusive Matzah Brie consultation? We're not the only ones guilty of making hot/not lists, of course--it's a regular pre-New Years ritual to read obsessively, and then complain about the top ten lists. But are we the only ones who have taken this trend out of the realm of movies and rock stars? Maybe all the Lutherans are sitting around making top ten lists of their own, but somehow I doubt it. Elite groupings: Good for the Jews or bad for the Jews? |