Jewoogle: Christians have the best sects...

by: Mae Singerman

Tue Feb 02, 2010 at 15:53:53 PM EST

So you may have noticed that if you do a goggle search, as you type in words, Google will suggest popular search topics with the first letters or words. Let’s try it with Jews and see what Google assumes we’re looking for based on millions of user searches.

Today, I looked up "Why do Jews" and "Christians have"

Why do Jews…
Have big noses
Wear yamakas
Have glassy eyes
Not eat pork
Not believe in Jesus
Fast on yom kippur
Put stones on graves
Circumcise
Break glass at weddings
Write g-d

Christians have…
The best sects
Authority over satan
Fun
Burnt each other

The questions for "why do Jews" are actually pretty thoughtful compared to any other searches that involve the word Jew, but aren't phrased as a question.