Jewoogle: Christians have the best sects...

by: Mae Singerman

Tue Feb 02, 2010 at 15:53:53 PM EST

So you may have noticed that if you do a goggle search, as you type in words, Google will suggest popular search topics with the first letters or words. Let’s try it with Jews and see what Google assumes we’re looking for based on millions of user searches.

Today, I looked up "Why do Jews" and "Christians have"

Why do Jews…
Have big noses
Wear yamakas
Have glassy eyes
Not eat pork
Not believe in Jesus
Fast on yom kippur
Put stones on graves
Circumcise
Break glass at weddings
Write g-d

Christians have…
The best sects
Authority over satan
Fun
Burnt each other

The questions for "why do Jews" are actually pretty thoughtful compared to any other searches that involve the word Jew, but aren't phrased as a question.

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by: Mae Singerman

Tue Jan 12, 2010 at 14:42:34 PM EST

Jewoogle

by: Mae Singerman

Tue Dec 15, 2009 at 16:04:50 PM EST

So you may have noticed that if you do a goggle search, as you type in words, Google will suggest popular search topics with the first letters or words. Let’s try it with Jews and see what Google assumes we’re looking for based on millions of user searches.

Today, I looked up "Jews have" and "White people have"

Jews have…
Horns
Big noses
Glassy eyes
The highest iq
Destroyed America
No rhythm
Higher iqs
Why do Jews have beards
Do Jews have godparents

"White people have" is an interesting one, because so much of the "white people have" search queries are simply about what white people lack.

White people have...
no culture
tails
have Black babies
tails
stolen my car
no lips
no rhythm
it easy
had enough
names like Lenny
no souls